You Better Not Be Taking My Favorite Spot In The Room Face
Really, I’m Not Attached Or Anything But That Is My F*cking Spot Face
Shit There’s A F#cking Sub Face
No One Here Needs To See Your Vision Board Face
You Did Not Just Tell Me To Melt My Heart And Choose Love Do People Really Still Say Shit Like That Face
We OM. I Mean, We Really OM. Are We Still F*cking OMing Because I Really Need To Take A Breath Face
Tell Me Again About The Chakras Face
Are You Telling Me How To Be Who I Really Am Face
When You Adjust Me Like That I Want To Ask You To Move In With Me And In That Wonderful Parallel Universe Maybe My Husband Wouldn’t Mind Face?
Please Don’t Drop Me Face
So Serious
This Is The Best Class Ever I’m So Sweaty Happy And Full Of Unicorn Stardust So You Can Talk Whatever Fantastical Imagery You Want And Ride It Into That Savasana Sunset Face
I Hope These Pants Aren’t See Through Face
The Cue You Just Gave Makes No Sense To Me Face
The Cue You Just Gave Is Grammatically Incorrect And Yes I Am Anal About That Shit Face
That Girl In The Second Row With The Banging Body All Twisted Up And Upside Down Like An Olympic Figure Skater Makes Me Want To Punch Myself In The Face Face
Don’t Fall From Your Handstand On Me This Isn’t Dancing With The Stars Face
Does It Smell Like Feet In Here Face
I’ve Never Seen A Child Do Child’s Pose So Why Is It Called That Face
Seriously Child’s Pose Should Be More Like Bouncing Around Refusing To Put On Your Shoes And Socks Even Though You’ve Been Asked To Like A Hundred Times Already Face
Did An Essential Oil Party Explode On You Face
Please Keep Your Used Tissues On Your Own Fcking Mat I Didn’t Come Here To Get The Flu Face
I Can’t Tuck My Tailbone It’s Called A Butt Face
Stop Talking Face
Really, Shut The F&ck Up Face
Leslie Jones Should Be Running Commentary On This F&cked Up Shit I Mean Who Came Up With This Third Series Anyway Face
Holy Shit I Cannot Believe I Am Doing This Face
Hail Mary Let Me Land This Face
I’m Sorry I Got Sweat On You Face
This Is My Third Eye Opening Motherf*ckers Face
Savasana Is The Hardest Pose Yeah Right Suuuuuuuuure Face
You Smell Like Mildew And Bacteria So Stay The Fuck Away From My Mat Face
Oh F*ck That’s Me Face
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