Those yoga trends. Those Yoga trends
Do you like your yoga with furry friends?
I don’t even want yoga with my kid near.
And it isn’t just because I love ashtanga
that I don’t care to take it with the Ganga.
and yes, by that I do mean marijuana.
Go on and legalize it, But remember–
It takes practice, not cannabis, to open these hips)
I don’t want it in a box
I don’t want it with toe sox.
speaking of which, you think yoga in the nude will blow my mind?
Ah, no way dude, I don’t want to see yours and you certainly ain’t getting to see mine.
No! I do not want it with a goat
I do not want it with a horse.
I do not want it with kittens
I do not want it with chickens.
Forget it I don’t even want it with my dog
No, let the dog sniff someone else’s butt– I don’t care to practice with my shedding, bad breathin’ mutt.
So no, I do not want it with a goat.
I do not want it with a mouse.
But I will do it alone in my house
or with people in a Shala
I’ll take a teacher, but spare me the impala.
For real? Hell no.
I do so like yoga on my mat
So thanks but I’ll just take that!